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Dear everyone

Merry Christmas

But if you don’t celebrate Christmas, then

Happy Hanukkuh

But if you don’t celebrate either of those, then

Happy Kwanzaa

And if you celebrate a mixture of those, then

Happy Holidays

And if you don’t celebrate any holidays this time of year, then

Have a really fucking nice day

❤💚💙💛♥