biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

egberts:

for the last 2 ½ years I’ve had this note posted in the kitchen

but lately it’s been ignored

and after a particularly raunchy dish-rinsing session and a lot of pent up pettiness I made this

maybe now that it’s a little flashier SOME PEOPLE 👀 will actually pay attention to it.

a few alternatives came to mind: