incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Ruby: Is it canonically spelled barbecue, or barbeque?

Wally: I never want to hear the phrase “canon spelling” in reference to a real word ever again. You said that like barbecues are fictional.

Ruby: Only in my dreams do I have such grandeur thoughts like cooking borgers on a grill for my family and friends. The royal cookout may one day become reality but for now it is dreaming for naught.