lavenderek:

songsaboutswords:

rock10zxa:

durbikins:

booksandthesmellofregret:

durbikins:

oddpolicy:

durbikins:

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal
So
Take ya pick

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

amusement part discourse 

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…