You’ve been putting off cleaning your late fishes aquarium. Today the algae did its first space flight test.
I stared at the aquarium. A little rocket plopped out of the water and fell on the floor. «Man.. i really need to clean.» I said as ate my fourth sandwich. «I’ll do it tomorrow.» But i didn’t. I never did. The algae treated me like a God. I was God.
Please, don’t ever clean your aquarium
It honestly was a little shocking to find small statues of myself littering the area that the algae grew from, but i ignored it, thinking that was just normal algae stuff
a few days later, I walked towards the aquarium to find it completely empty. I looked up and saw a hole in the roof, the edges covered in algae. I looked down and saw a note being held down by a small likeness of myself. “Thanks for helping us. In return, we will send a bust of you to Venus, your favorite planet. Goodbye and thank you for everything you’ve done”
w h o l e s o m e
It’s been about a week now. Apparently NASA got a lot of funding out of nowhere. The algae paid to have my roof fixed, so that’s pretty nice. Still haven’t gotten around to that fish tank. Found out some bacteria started growing in it and learned about an “Ancient advanced civilization” or something. They just now developed written language.
e x t r a w h o l e s o m e
I picked up some of the language from the bacteria. We have some basic conversations from time to time, i sometimes talk about my day and hear about their advancements in technology. They’ve built a few cities so far. I don’t think I’ll be cleaning that tank anytime soon (I’ve been thinking about buying another so they can expand).
Update: bought a tank and now the civilisation is expanding perfectly. Not only that, but the technology is better as well. They made hover cars in the tank and they’re flying around. They asked if I want one, but I declined.
Why would you decline!?
The real question: Do they use the fish like horses?
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