riversixx:

riversixx:

Drunk girl you’re just meeting for the first time at her house party: sits with you for an hour and a half talking way more coherently about psychology and how fucked up the mental health field is than you ever could even though you’re both studying it and you’re the completely sober one because she thinks you look lonely, checks on you every twenty minutes to make sure you aren’t being pressured to get drunk, lets you hold her pint sized dog because you said you like dogs and she says her dog likes you and she says her dog usually hates everyone, gets worried because you’re not eating and hugs you when you let her feed you a small piece of coffee cake, asks to pet your hair every half an hour because she says it looks soft and only pets your hair when you say yes even though she’s asked over and over if she can

Drunk guy you’re just meeting for the first time at the same house party, an hour later: repeatedly pressures you to drink even though you’ve made it clear you’re not planning on it, tries to kiss you even though he’s heterosexual and you’ve made it explicitly clear you are a man, takes your phone and drunk texts ‘skank’ to your actual literal mother and laughs about it, messes up your hair without asking because he says it looks like a birds nest, saunters off without apologizing for any of it

I got anon hate about this post saying I’m just a vicious man hater and it doesn’t even have 50 notes so let me tell you a secret

I’m a man