Save Points around the US

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insomniac-arrest:

California

• save points: any in-and-out burger
• HP: a street puddle (the ocean doesn’t count)

Washington:

• Save Point: small organic restaurant bistros
• HP: chew on pine needles

West:

• Save Point: weird rock formations that don’t look like they should be that way
• HP: an alien sighting

Colorado:

• save point: fist-bumping anyone smoking a joint outside
• HP: roll in the snow

Wyoming:

• Save point: your own existential feeling of emptiness
• HP: find another human being and caress them

Midwest:

• Save Point: Hell is Real sign
• HP: The Corn God, pray to him, he may listen

The Rust Belt:

• Save points: none, make deals with local industrial God NPCs and extend your gameplay
• HP: that goddamn pizza with too much cheese

New England:

• Save Point: someone complaining about the weather
• HP: physically fighting someone over the patriots  

New York City: 

• Save Point: any subway entrance
• HP: nearest rat. grab it with your bare hands

The South: 

• save point: ‘Jesus Saves’ bumper sticker
• HP: chug that sweet tea boii

Florida

• Save Point: tourist with a sunburn
• HP: getting bingo

Texas: if you die in Texas you die in real life

this made me laugh