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king-wewuz:

rickor-mortis:

WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]

Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”

Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”

Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”