unpicasso:

unpicasso:

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

legit if one more person comments some shit like “wait til your boss finds out and you get fired!!! im 42 and my only redeeming quality is that i know how to make a spreadsheet!! i hate millennials!!!” im gonna Lose My Whole Fucking Mind my boss already knows i google shit i dont know and literally hes just happy to have an employee that can get shit done that he doesnt have to pander to like an over-educated gen X “expert” that insists their skills are a market commodity but still can’t figure out how to put their fucking phone on silent in a movie theater bye